1. FACEBOOK: Moms are funny about the interwebs. Here are Bryan’s mom’s voicemails in which she is very concerned about how many friends she has… and this whole “status” thing.
2. ANIMALS: Animals talking in all caps. That is all.
4. CLINTON: The people at FunnyOrDie have imagined a secret Clinton Foundation Celebrity Division in which Matt Damon, Ben Stiller, Ted Danson and Kristen Wiig brainstorm top secret Clinton Foundation initiatives. Like a softball team.
5. WORK: Is there any way to take maternity leave and not fall behind? The Globe and Mail seems to think the answer is no.
6. SHOES: Behold.
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