Yesterday was my birthday.
In real life, it played out beautifully with appearances by all my favorite people, delicious food, some sort of passion fruit cocktail, yoga, a house full of people who didn’t break anything and seemed to have a good time.
On the internet, it played out like this:
So happy birthday to me! In the words of my mother, I’m a quarter through my life (ambitious, no?). From my dad, a reminder that when he turned 55 I pointed out he was closer to 60 than 50, and so “You’re closer to 30 than 20! Payback’s a bitch!” From my brother, “Wow, you’re old.”
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Love the graph. Facebook is such a weird place.
Happy Birthday! I agree with the above comment, the whole internet is a weird place, but glad ot hear your day was nice.
Ha! Awesome that you’re an aquarius. February is a good time to be born. Happy Birthday again, cuz that never gets old-!
It is a weird place. Happy birthday! (I belong in the little gray box of people you really don’t know.) I’ve enjoyed your writing.